I would same-sex marry Texas Gov. Rick Perry over any other candidate for three reasons: He's handsome, he's rich, and um… I forgot the other reason. Oops!
(Weren't expecting that joke now, were you?)
But in all seriousness, Rick Perry won by process of elimination. Rep. Michele Bachmann is a lady, which violates the same-sex stipulation (plus I'm afraid she would stab me). I refuse to recognize former Rep. Rick Santorum as a candidate, so he's exempt. Newt Gingrich takes the sanctity of marriage about as seriously as I take Newt Gingrich. And if I were to marry Mitt Romney, I would be constantly looking over my shoulder to make sure he wasn't cheating with Exxon or Bain Capital.
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